The Art of Vegetating

I think it is perfectly clear that you should set up goals that you can actually achieve, hence my last suggestion to vegetate the weekend away should have gone terrific. The art of vegetation is totally brilliant and of course no my idea. It was actually my boss who presented and explained the expression during the coffee break as an instant reply to my "I don't want to do anything useful this weekend". In order to vegetate you should look like a vegetable and act accordingly, which means you should behave as little as possible in all ways. Preferably you should sit very still and think of absolutely nothing. The difference between meditating and vegetating is that you by meditate actually achieve something in the long run whilst by vegetating you are mainly wasting your time in a very unsatisfying way. Of course I did not succeed, it was just too complicated and proved to be much harder than expected, so I sort of cheated. My tip if you want to reach success is to get really stoned.