Draught Unemployness

I am now happy unemployed. It might seem tragic but on the contrary, I really enjoy it. I have never been properly unemployed before, spending most of my life studying, so I kind of feel excited about it. I get to hang around with other unemployed people at the employment service and I get to go to useless meetings pondering over this problem which I do not really see as a problem at this moment. Fred says this feeling will most certainly go away in a not so distant future, therefore it seems that there is even more reason to enjoy it.

Due to my recent employment state I have a striking amount of spare time, and I have been knocking myself out cleaning the garden from dandelions. They are tricky bastards because if you don't manage to pick the entire root, it will take like a few days or so and they will resurrect. It sort of never ends, which is frustrating in a very fun way. Also, I have been engaging in theoretical studies on how to pour a pint of Guinness properly. It turns out to be a science. Apparently you are suppose to pour 3/4 and let it settle before you finish. Then, there is the bishop's collar, i.e. the white foam and the leaning of the glass and the importance of not offending Ireland and so on. Actually, I am not very fond of beer at all, but when it comes to Guinness it is a completely different thing. Anyone can forgive a drink where the bubbles travel downwards.